thisismeintheafterhours:

so I work at a daycare, right, and I am currently dying because two of the first graders have gotten into a heated argument about WHETHER OR NOT JOHN CENA IS REAL

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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via cerulean-warbler)