so I work at a daycare, right, and I am currently dying because two of the first graders have gotten into a heated argument about WHETHER OR NOT JOHN CENA IS REAL

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last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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